Speak Finnish
like a restless native!
 
 
 
Oh, that crazy Finnish language!

What do Santa Claus, saunas, suicides, IRC, ammonium chloride, vowels with lots of cute dots on them, reindeer, Nokia cell phones, and gold-medalist ski jumpers who have recently turned into porn stars all have in common?   That's right -- they're all Finnish!  Who needs sexist languages such as English when Finnish provides the gender-neutral word hän, which translates as "he or she"?  Finnish (or Suomi) is also a much more compact language than English:

You will be able to have some of my apples  =   Saat omenoitani.

Perhaps not surpsisingly, Finnish is not related to any of the Indo-European languages.  Hungarian, Estonian, and Sami (Laplander) are some of its closest living relatives.

Impress your friends at parties with Finnish linguistic trivia!  Here is a collection of indispensable phrases to use (and not to use!) while mingling with the restless natives during your travels though Finland, from Hanko to Ivalo!

The basics

Hello! 
Hei! or Moi! or Terve!
Good day! 
Hyvää päivää!
Good evening! 
Hyvä iltaa!
My name is *** 
Minun nimeni on ***


Going out and making small talk with Finns

I think you have a cute president. 
Mielestäni teillä on söpö presidentti.
Do you know Pan(a)sonic? (a Finnish electronic minimalist band) 
Tunnetteko Pan(a)sonicin? 
How much for a gram of H? 
Paljonko maksaisi gramma heroiinia?
What time does the sun set this afternoon? 
Mihinkä aikaan aurinko laskee tänä iltapäivänä?
Well, how many of your uncles commited suicide this year? 
No, moniko sinun sedistäsi on tehnyt itsemurhan tänä vuonna?
I'm awfully sorry... was that your ferret? 
Oho! Tota noin.. Eihän se vaa ollu' sun ajokoira?
Is it OK if I bring my laptop in the sauna? 
Käyhän että tuon kannettavani saunaan?
What is that thing sticking out of your ear? 
Mikä tuo korvastasi pilkottava juttu on?
Is it true that in the Finnish Christmas tradition, Santa Claus used to be a wild boar that would eat children? 
Onko totta, että suomalaisessa jouluperinteessä joulupukki oli lapsia syövä villisika?
So, do you listen to a lot of black metal? 
No, kuunteletkos paljon metallimusaa?  
Wait... let me shave it off. 
Odota, anna minun ajaa se pois.
#*($ you! 
Haista vittu!
 
 

Eating out

Some salmiakki, please. 
(Ammonium chloride, or salmiakki, a mysteriously popular Finnish candy that tastes something like oversalted black liquorice, is said to be an acquired taste.) 
Saisinko salmiakkia?
You know, both the sautéed reindeer stew and those thin pancakes made with blood served with lingonberry jam look good. (Finnish meat specialties)
Tiedätkö, sekä poronkäristys että veriohukaiset näyttävät hyviltä.
 
Do you take whortleberry jam or Arctic cloudberry jam or on those small pancakes? 
(Finns are very keen on all these rare species of berries,  many of which grow nowhere else.) 
Otatko ohukaisten kanssa mustikka- vai lakkahilloa?
More bear steak! 
Lisää karhunpaistia!
 
 

Important Finnish sayings

A house is not a home without a sauna. 
Koti ei ole koti ilman saunaa. 
I like beans. 
Minä pidän pavuista.
Reindeer are cute. 
Porot ovat söpöjä.
Cheers! 
Kippis!
Drive quietly on the bridge. 
(Taken from a sign, this Finnish sentence is said to be one of the most pleasant-sounding of all the world's languages.)
Aja hiljaa sillalla.
 
 

At the doctor's

Can you prescribe me an antidepressant? 
Voitteko kirjoittaa reseptin jotain piristävää varten?
Must I swallow them whole? 
Täytyykö ne niellä kokonaisina?
I don't want it pulled out. 
En halua, että se vedetään pois.
I've been vomiting. 
Olen oksentanut.
She is bleeding profusely. 
Hän vuotaa verta runsaasti.
 
 

And the doctor might say...

Breathe deeeply. 
Hengittäkää syvään.
Please undress. 
Riisuuntukaa.
I want a specimen of your urine. 
Tarvitsen teiltä virtsanäytteen.
 
 

Dating and getting intimate

I know a good discotheque. 
Tiedän hyvän diskon.
No thank you, I'm gay.
Ei kiitos, mä oon homo.
Your blond hair is so beautiful.
Vaalea tukkasi on niin kaunis.
What is the price per night? 
Mitä hinta on yöltä?
I love you. 
Söisin mieluummin salmiakkia.
 
 
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